One shark, 4 Jaws

Hulk Hogan’s daughter, Quinn Mallory’s brother, Carmen Electra and a bunch of well-breasted women are trying to survive an encounter with an unusual shark.

Do not expect Great CGI, sophisticated dialogs and memorable characters. Not as many pairs of naked breasts as expected (less than 10).

If instead of the crappy CGI real machinery would have been used for all the scenes …

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Bait

“Bait” gives you more than it promises, felt like watching a good old direct to VHS movie.

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Mary Death

Now I want to see the 2011 short film. The full length feature is like the “Doomsday” but a bit funnier. Watching all this splatter is really entertaining, you will definitely adore Mary Death, especially when everything else will seem to not make sense at all.

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get tromatised by Astron-6

Father’s day is a great Astron-6/Troma Entertainment  cooperation result, it felt like watching a good old Troma movie but with a breath of fresh air. Really enjoyable, great gags, unpredictable plot twists and even more.

 

Manborg  is a different kind of fun than Father’s day,  if you don’t get annoyed by crappy special effects, you will be pleased with what Manborg has to give you.

 

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Zombie hunter is a different story, it has nice a nice poster and a very promising trailer, but don’t expect too much. Sometimes the trailer is better than the movie itself.  (Yes, Danny Trejo has a  cameo as Father Jesus.)

Prisoners, Piranhas, Hookers, Machetes, DD

 

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Piranhia podwoiła swoje rozmiary i zeszła na psy.

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